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  1. Discover Groucho Marx famous and rare quotes. Share funny quotes by Groucho Marx and quotations about books and wife. "Politics is the art of looking for trouble..."

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  2. Groucho Marx. Life, Party, Inspiration. The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

    • “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
    • “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx.
  3. Jul 14, 2023 · Good thought-provoking quotes are usually found in the funniest jokes in the world. And the master of many of them is the man himself. Call them jokes or thought-provoking sayings, but we have compiled the best quotes from Groucho Marx. If there is a quote from him that you liked, upvote it.

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    • “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
    • “I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
    • “Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx.
    • “Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening.
  4. Apr 1, 2022 · '100 Quotes by Groucho Marx' is a collection of quips, thoughts, and reflections by one of comedy's greatest clowns. From the classic "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member" to lesser-known one-liners, it's a superb read for anyone with even the faintest interest in comedic art.

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