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    • TOP 25 QUOTES BY GROUCHO MARX (of 319) | A-Z Quotes

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  2. www.azquotes.com › author › 9562-Groucho_MarxTOP 25 QUOTES BY GROUCHO MARX (of 319) | A-Z Quotes

    Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx. Inspirational, Happiness, Happy.

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  3. www.azquotes.com › author › 9562-Groucho_MarxGroucho Marx Quotes About Life | A-Z Quotes

    Groucho Marx. Life, Party, Inspiration. The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

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    Jul 14, 2023 · Call them jokes or thought-provoking sayings, but we have compiled the best quotes from Groucho Marx. If there is a quote from him that you liked, upvote it. On the other hand, if you have something to share about this brilliant comedian, do so in the comments below.

  6. www.goodreads.com › author › quotesGroucho Marx Quotes (Author of Groucho and Me) - Goodreads

    • “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
    • “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx.

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    Famous Groucho Marx Quotes Lyrics. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an...

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    Discover Groucho Marx famous and rare quotes. Share funny quotes by Groucho Marx and quotations about books and wife. "If the garbage man calls, tell him we..."

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    “Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.” ― Groucho Marx, The Groucho Letters

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