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  1. Discover Groucho Marx famous and rare quotes. Share funny quotes by Groucho Marx and quotations about books and wife. "Politics is the art of looking for trouble..."

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  2. Jan 23, 2024 · Groucho Marx once famously quipped, "I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book." At first glance, this humorous statement may appear as a mere comment on the stagnant nature of television programming.

    • “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
    • “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx.
  3. Jul 14, 2023 · Hailed as one of the funniest comedians in American history, Groucho Marx quotes give a glimpse into the mind of this master. Living from 1890 till 1977, Groucho Marx came into this world, made us laugh, and left a legacy in the form of quotes and jokes.

  4. Groucho Marx's famous quote, "I have nothing but confidence in you... and very little of that," captures a witty and humorous perspective on trust and doubt. With a touch of sarcasm, Marx acknowledges that while he may express his faith in someone, his conviction is notably lacking.

  5. Famous Groucho Marx Quotes Lyrics. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an...

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  7. Mar 25, 2023 · Here are 27 quotes by Groucho Marx which illustrate his quick wit. Quotes by Groucho Marx (1-10): I intend to live forever or die trying. Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped. A man’s only as old as the woman he feels. Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!

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