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Jan 23, 2024 · Groucho Marx once famously quipped, "I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book." At first glance, this humorous statement may appear as a mere comment on the stagnant nature of television programming.
May 9, 2010 · In 1910 an instance appeared in “The Birkenhead News” in England: 5. This reminded him of an American candidate, who said, “Gents, these are my principles, and if you do not like them I can easily change them” (loud laughter).
- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx. Art, Freedom, Political Will.
- I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx. Funny, Life, Witty.
- Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out. Groucho Marx. Fall, Brain, Open Minded.
- If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. Groucho Marx. Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm.
- “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
- “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx.
- “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx.
- “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx.
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- “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
- “I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
- “Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx.
- “Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening.
The Groucho Letters by Groucho Marx. 1,377 ratings, 4.01 average rating, 138 reviews. The Groucho Letters Quotes Showing 1-7 of 7. “The only real laughter comes from despair.”. ― Groucho Marx, The Groucho Letters.
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