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  1. Groucho Marx Quotes. All quotes Books Funny Inspiration Inspirational Life Wife Writing more... Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx. Art, Freedom, Political Will. 228 Copy quote.

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  2. Jan 23, 2024 · Groucho Marx once famously quipped, "I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book." At first glance, this humorous statement may appear as a mere comment on the stagnant nature of television programming.

    • “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
    • “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx.
  3. I love to read. My education is self-inflicted. Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while. Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation.

  4. The Groucho Letters by Groucho Marx. 1,377 ratings, 4.01 average rating, 138 reviews. The Groucho Letters Quotes Showing 1-7 of 7. “The only real laughter comes from despair.”. ― Groucho Marx, The Groucho Letters.

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    • 1967
  5. Sep 14, 2012 · “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx. tags: books, humor, reading, television. Read more quotes from Groucho Marx. Share this quote: Like Quote. Recommend to friends. Friends Who Liked This Quote.

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