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Jul 21, 2020 · The below quotes about stupid people make us laugh and think at the same time. There is no doubt that stupidity is a universal and timeless phenomenon.
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Ah, family. We laugh together, cry together, and poke fun at one another whenever we get the chance. Being part of a family has its hilarious moments—some of which can only be summed up through funny family quotes. Need a funny quote to share on social media or send in your family group chat? Look no further than this list of hilarious (and totally...
1. “Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.”—Wayne Huizenga 2. “As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”—Buddy Hackett 3. “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”—George Burns 4. “A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional ani...
11. “Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”—P.J. O’Rourke 12. “You know what it’s like having five kids? Imagine you’re drowning. And someone hands you a baby.”—Jim Gaffigan 13. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”—Phyllis Diller 14. “When children are doi...
21. “Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.”—Lemony Snicket, Horseradish 22. “I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance—waiting for the bathroom.”—Bob Hope 23. “Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.”—Pam Brown 24. “What brothers say to tease their sisters has...
31. “It’s especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do.”—Sean Covey, The 7 Habits Of Highly Effective Teens 32. “When your mother asks, “Do you want a piece of advice?” it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”—Erma Bo...
41. “The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.”—Sam Levenson 42. “My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.”—Ellen DeGeneres 43. “To a small child, the perfect grandad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolu...
51. “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”—Henny Youngman 52. “Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”—Unknown 53. “Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”—Jim Carrey 54. “The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.”—Oscar Wilde 55. “My husba...
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- “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” —Mark Twain.
- “The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid people are full of confidence.” —Charles Bukowski.
- “You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.” —Tina Fey.
- “Silence is the best response to a fool.” —Unknown.
Dec 15, 2022 · Below you’ll find a list of 100 of the best funny family quotes about vacations, reunions, siblings, and more. Keep reading for the perfect quote to describe your hilarious family members.
- “When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.”
- “I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.”
- “Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.”
- “I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
May 7, 2024 · Funny Family Quotes “If you think my family is crazy, you should see the one I married into.” This quote plays on the universal experience of navigating unique family dynamics, with a good dose of self-deprecating humor.
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Nov 20, 2022 · Here’s a list of 100 iconic family quotes to show your family how much you love and appreciate them.
