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Oct 18, 2019 · 40 of Eddie Izzard's funniest jokes and quotes ahead of his October shows at Edinburgh's Festival Theatre. By Alex Nelson. Published 18th Oct 2019, 01:00 BST. Self-professed "action...
- If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan. Eddie Izzard. If There Is A God, Plans, Ifs.
- If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid. Eddie Izzard. Funny, Elephants, Acid.
- They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them. Eddie Izzard. Clothes.
- So then there was the Greek, Socrates, he was great... He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah, I suppose so.
38 funny quotes, stand-up comedy jokes, sayings and citations by comedian Eddie Izzard. 66 Eddie Izzard videos
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Sep 12, 2010 · Best Eddie Izzard Quotes. If you’ve never seen an elephant ski, you’ve never been on acid. If God had written the Bible, the first line should have been ‘It’s round’. The first coherent line ever spoken was ‘I have no idea what you’re talking about.’ We have two hundred languages in Europe. Count them! I know you won’t!
Jul 11, 2023 · Here are 110 of the best jokes and one-liners of all time, compiled from our own selection of round-ups, and taken from the mouths of comedy legends past and present.
Apr 16, 2018 · "Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy." "Two hunters are out in the woods in New Jersey when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are...
