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- Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. Mark Twain. Funny, Change, Politics.
- If you can't convince them, confuse them. Harry S. Truman. Witty, Business, Silly.
- The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. Ronald Reagan. Funny, Business, Military.
- Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. Oscar Ameringer.
Jul 29, 2013 · 10 Quotes About Politicians. An honest man in politics shines more there than he would elsewhere. – Mark Twain. A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen. – Winston Churchill.
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- Like when Norm delivered this one-liner upon walking into the bar
- And when he had this reply to Woody's offer to draw him a beer
- When Woody asked, "What's a Freudian slip?" and Cliff had the perfect answer
- When Carla's dating life was peak 👀
Aug 17, 2020 · Norm: “Like I ran over its dog.”. 4. “For your information I am not seeing anybody. But the guy who knocked me up and ran this time is ten times classier than you.” –Carla. 5. “The point is you’ve got to get to know each other better if you’re going to take a big step like this.
- Laura Grainger
- A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.
- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx. Art, Freedom, Political Will.
- If you can't convince them, confuse them. Harry S. Truman. Witty, Business, Silly.
- When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it. Clarence Darrow. Funny, Sarcastic, Believe.
Sep 24, 2024 · These funny political quotes might be good for a laugh, but politicians can offer some more sophisticated words of wisdom, too, like these moving peace quotes from world leaders. 8 / 8 Len Putnam ...
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Mar 13, 2024 · Funny Political Quotes Authors, comedians, talk show hosts, and even politicians themselves have always managed to find the funny side of politics. Though the reality of an election outcome can be very serious and means a lot to many people, the length of time we are exposed to political campaigns, rallies, and speeches means that we really need to be able to laugh about it too.
