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Dec 15, 2023 · May these Funny Quotes On Success inspire you to take action so that you may live your dreams. 1. “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
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Jun 28, 2023 · The following funny quotes about success can inspire us to keep going, even when things get tough, help us to keep a positive attitude.
- “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. “ Dalai Lama.
- “Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there. “ Josh Billings.
- “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. “ Unknown.
- “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. “ Thomas A. Edison.
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RD.com, Getty Images 1. “When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.” —Theodore Roosevelt 2. “Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.” —Tina Fey 3. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” —Edward Bergen 4. “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s ...
RD.com, Getty Images 23. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” —Ferris Bueller’s Day Off(1986) 24. “A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.” —Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory(1971) 25. “Why, sometimes I’ve believed six impossible things before breakfast.” —Alice in...
RD.com, Getty Images 36. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” —Elbert Hubbard 37. “Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” —Katharine Hepburn 38. “I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” —Ron White 39. “My therapi...
50. “Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.” —Stanley Hudson, The Office 51. “Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews!” —Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants 52. “Your soul is like your appendix—I don’t even use it!” —Michael Kelso, That ’70s Show 53. “What am I scared of? I’m scared of the same thing t...
RD.com, Getty Images 70. “True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.” —Edna Buchanan 71. “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” —Oprah Winfrey 72. “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend ...
RD.com, Getty Images 87. “There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate.” —Barack Obama 88. “Marriage: a friendship recognized by the police.” —Robert Louis Stevenson 89. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life....
- “Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.” Robert Benchley.
- “If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” Steven Wright.
- “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” Douglas Adams.
- “Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.” Kurt Vonnegut.
Jul 19, 2024 · Need a good laugh? Check out 300 funny quotes to make you laugh out loud and improve your day with a few chuckles along the way.
May 23, 2017 · Here are these funny inspirational quotes 1. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” Dalai Lama. 2. “You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” Jack London. 3. “Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.” Terry Pratchett. 4.
