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Aug 31, 2024 · From animals and family life to goofy people and more, these funny poems are guaranteed to make you laugh!
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The poets on this list take a creative and humorous approach to crafting short, funny poems that are sure to make you laugh out loud.
- The Crocodile by Lewis Carroll. “How cheerfully he seems to grin …”
- How Not to Have to Dry the Dishes by Shel Silverstein. “Such an awful, boring chore.”
- Be Glad Your Nose Is On Your Face by Jack Prelutsky. “Within your ear, your nose would be …”
- Don’t Go Into the Library by Alberto Rios. “The library is dangerous …”
Funny poems make us laugh, yes, but they also shine a new light on ordinary things. A poem about a messy room or a ninja kitten turns everyday moments into fun adventures. Poets like Shel Silverstein or Jack Prelutsky use witty words to paint hilarious pictures in our minds.
- “Missing” by Anne Scott
- “Messy Room” by Shel Silverstein
- “My One-Eyed Love” by Andrew Jefferson
- “Doggy Heaven” by Larry Huggins
- “Our Imperfect Dog” by Cynthia C. Naspinksi
- “The Life of A Cupcake” by Shelby Greer
- “Yes! No!” by Joanna Fuchs
- “Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Car” by Cecilia L. Goodbody
- “My Shadow” by Robert Lewis Stevenson
- “I Ate A Chili Pepper” by Barbara Vance
I’ve hunted near, I’ve hunted far I even looked inside my car. I’ve lost my glasses, I’m in need, To have them now so I can read. I loudly swear and I curse Did I leave them in my purse? Are they behind the sofa, under the bed? Oh there they are—on my head!
Whosever room this is should be ashamed! His underwear is hanging on the lamp. His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair, And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp. His workbook is wedged in the window, His sweater's been thrown on the floor. His scarf and one ski are beneath the TV, And his pants have been carelessly hung on the door. Hi...
I’ve fallen in love—I don't know why I’ve fallen in love with a girl with one eye. I knew from the start. It was plain to see That this wonderful girl had an eye out for me She’s charming and witty and jolly and jocular Not what you’d expect from a girl who’s monocular. Of eyes—at the moment—she hasn’t full quota But that doesn’t change things for ...
All doggies go to heaven (or so I’ve been told). They run and play along the streets of Gold. Why is heaven such a doggie-delight? Why, because there’s not a single catin sight!
We love our dog with all our hearts, But not so much her stinky farts. Her doggy breath is less than fresh, Yet we hug her nonetheless. From barking she will not refrain. The house and yard are her domain. Park on the street or walk on past, And you will likely cop a blast. Meter readers, couriers, Serve to make her furious. Possums, lizards, neigh...
They put me in the oven to bake. Me, a deprived and miserable cake. Feeling the heat, I started to bubble. Watching the others, I knew I was in trouble. They opened the door and I started my life. Frosting me with a silver knife, Decorating me with candy jewels. The rest of my batch looked like fools. Lifting me up, she took off my wrapper. Feeling...
My turn signal wasn’t working, So I asked for help from a friend. “Stand behind the car,” I said. “Let’s get this problem to end.” “When I turn the signal on, If it’s working, let me know.” I hit the blinker and then I heard: “Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No!”
Tinkle, Tinkle little car How I wonder what you are. Leaking oil every day Having it your own way. Going up hills real slow I don't want you any mo'. Tinkle, Tinkle little car Boy, what a lemon you are.
I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me, And what can be the use of him is more than I can see. He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head; And I see him jump before me when I jump into my bed. The funniest things about him is the way he likes to grow— Not at all like proper children, which is always very slow; For he someti...
I ate a chili pepper One a lunch-time dare; Sandy said I’d burn my mouth, But I didn’t care. I ate that chili pepper— Left not a seed to waste— And won that truly silly bet, But lost my sense of taste.
Life is like a deserted house without friends. Sincere and humorous friends are essential for enjoying life. Sometimes you play with them, sometimes you fight, and sometimes you go for walks. Read these poems and make your friendship more artistic by sharing it with your friends.
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May 13, 2022 · A witty poem can be just the thing to brighten our mood and put a smile on the face of everyone around us. Here, we share a selection of our favourite funny poems that are sure to make you laugh and which you'll love sharing with family and friends.
