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- “Donkey, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.” – Shrek 2, 2004.
- “Earth is amazing! There are these things called farms. They put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow into food, like pizzas!” – WALL-E, 2008.
- “Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.” – Duck Soup, 1933.
- “If you are going to come along with us, please refrain from saying things like ‘preach’ or ‘go girl’ or any other colloquialism that you may have looked up in an urban dictionary.”
- "How can I be a fascist? I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce!" — Margot Robbie as Barbie in Barbie (2023)
- "Is that your gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" — Mae West as Marlo Manners in Sextette (1977)
- "That still only counts as one!" — John Rhys-Davies as Gimli in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
- "When life gives you lemons, just say ‘fuck the lemons’, and bail." — Paul Rudd as Chuch in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
- "You sit on a throne of lies." Elf, 2003.
- "It's just a flesh wound." Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975.
- "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." The Princess Bride, 1983.
- "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." Airplane, 1980.
- “Give me some of your tots!” – Napoleon Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite(2004) Watch this video on YouTube. “Give me some of your tots!” from “Napoleon Dynamite” (2004) is often regarded as one of the funniest movie quotes due to its absurdity and the peculiar nature of the film’s humor.
- “May the Force be with you.” – Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, (1977) Imagine dodging lasers in a beat-up ship, fate of the galaxy on your shoulders.
- “Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs.” — A Fish Called Wanda(1988) Watch this video on YouTube.
- “I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.” – The Godfather, (1972) Watch this video on YouTube. The chilling charm of “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” from The Godfather(1972) lies in its masterful dance between politeness and menace.
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1. “I’ll have what she’s having.” —Woman in diner, When Harry Met Sally Look to iconic romantic comedies for funny movie quotes that’ll get you chuckling every time you hear them. Estelle Reiner, director Rob Reiner’s mom, actually delivered this side-splitting line after Meg Ryan, as Sally, effectively proves to Harry (Billy Crystal) that he doesn...
2. “These people are so posh and snobby, they’re snoshy.” —Peik Lin Goh, Crazy Rich Asians Funny movie quotes abound in this hit rom-com about a Chinese American woman who accompanies her boyfriend to Singapore for a family wedding and discovers he’s basically sought-after super-rich royalty. Constance Wu plays the heroine, with Awkafina as the bes...
rd.com 42. “Keep the change, ya filthy animal!” —Kevin, Home Alone The infamous child left home alone, Macaulay Culkin as Kevin in Home Aloneshows legendary ingenuity when he uses the pause and fast-forward buttons on his VCR to freak out a pizza delivery guy. He’s blasting the dialogue from a fictional, old-timey gangster movie to the deliverer ju...
RD.com 51. “I know.” —Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back The inimitable Carrie Fisher as Leia tells Harrison Ford’s Han Solo she loves him. The princess throws out “I love you” just as the noncommittal rogue descends into carbonite. He lobs back the ultimate wisecrack, and it’s funny and heartbreaking at once, making it one of the best funny love qu...
59. “You’re a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.” —Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story Buzz Lightyear gives it to Woody straight after he tries to convince him he’s actually a toy and not an astronaut. Tim Allen and Tom Hanks give voice to the smart-aleck toy characters in this heartwarming animated classic that’s both funny and sweet. What are y...
Nov 2, 2023 · 80+ laugh-out-loud quotes from books. Best funny book quotes to use on bookstagram. Quotes from Stephen King, Stephen Fry, Bonnie Garmus and many more
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Mar 21, 2024 · Laughter is the best medicine, and these funny book club quotes are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Whether you’re reading a hilarious novel or discussing a comedic memoir, these quotes will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
