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- “There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?” – Conan O’Brien. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
- “At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” – Robert Godden. This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
- “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, ‘toys not included.'” – Bernard Manning. What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.
- “The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” – Johnny Carson. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
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Dec 8, 2023 · Christmas brings an abundance of joy and laughter into the lives of those who celebrate! Read these funny Christmas quotes that will make your family laugh!
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The holidays can be a stressful time, so we collected the 40 best funny Christmas memes and quotes about the season to bring you and your family extra joy — and some much needed stress relief through laughter.
Oct 8, 2024 · Get into the holiday spirit with these 100 funny Christmas quotes and sayings that will make you—and anyone you share them with—laugh.
Sep 16, 2024 · 'Tis the season to stress out! Here are some funny Christmas quotes and sayings to keep your spirits bright and make you laugh this holiday season.
