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  1. Sep 19, 2017 · While you might not think a comedian born in 1890 would have much to offer today, consider this: Groucho made your great-great grandparents laugh, and what he had to say is still relevant in...

    • Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx. Art, Freedom, Political Will.
    • I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx. Funny, Life, Witty.
    • Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out. Groucho Marx. Fall, Brain, Open Minded.
    • If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. Groucho Marx. Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm.
  2. Jul 14, 2023 · Call them jokes or thought-provoking sayings, but we have compiled the best quotes from Groucho Marx. If there is a quote from him that you liked, upvote it. On the other hand, if you have something to share about this brilliant comedian, do so in the comments below.

    • “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx.
    • “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx.
    • “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” ― Groucho Marx.
  3. Jul 29, 2016 · In that time, I’ve stumbled upon some great quotes that convey essential wisdom for living. None of them have matched the quotes that I’ve seen attributed to Groucho Marx.

    • Mike Sturm
  4. Feb 23, 2024 · Ganesh cites Marx to emphasise that “power isnt all economic” but I remember another Marx, Groucho.

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