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These are the funniest inspirational quotes of all-time that are loaded with insight and life lessons, while also teaching us not to take ourselves too seriously.
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68 Funny Inspirational Quotes. If you need a little pick-me-up after a long day, these humorous one-liners should do the trick. By Anna Rahmanan. LEAVE A COMMENT.
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RD.com, Getty Images 1. “When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.” —Theodore Roosevelt 2. “Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.” —Tina Fey 3. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” —Edward Bergen 4. “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s ...
RD.com, Getty Images 23. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” —Ferris Bueller’s Day Off(1986) 24. “A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.” —Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory(1971) 25. “Why, sometimes I’ve believed six impossible things before breakfast.” —Alice in...
RD.com, Getty Images 36. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” —Elbert Hubbard 37. “Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” —Katharine Hepburn 38. “I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” —Ron White 39. “My therapi...
50. “Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.” —Stanley Hudson, The Office 51. “Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews!” —Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants 52. “Your soul is like your appendix—I don’t even use it!” —Michael Kelso, That ’70s Show 53. “What am I scared of? I’m scared of the same thing t...
RD.com, Getty Images 70. “True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.” —Edna Buchanan 71. “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” —Oprah Winfrey 72. “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend ...
RD.com, Getty Images 87. “There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate.” —Barack Obama 88. “Marriage: a friendship recognized by the police.” —Robert Louis Stevenson 89. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life....
- Jack London on Chasing Inspiration. “You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” – Jack London. Sometimes you have to chase inspiration down with all of your adrenaline pumping, beast hunting skills and beat it into submission.
- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach Says Be Like a Clock. “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.”
- Sam Levenson on Mistakes They Make. “You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Sam Levenson.
- Vaclav Havel on Laughing at Yourself. “Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.”
- “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
- “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” — Billie Burke.
- “It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” — Ashleigh Brilliant.
- “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” — Mark Twain.
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Jul 19, 2024 · Charles Lamb. Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Shulz. “May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”. – George Carlin. A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin. Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
