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Aug 31, 2023 · Funny Christmas poems to get you in the mood for Xmas! Selected favourite humorous Christmas poems perfect for greeting card messages.
- Merry Christmas Wishes
Christmas Funny Poems Religious Christmas Messages Christmas...
- Merry Christmas Wishes
- An Extract from 'Another Night Before Christmas'
- A Visit from St. Nicholas
- Love Came Down at Christmas
- Help Wanted
- Just Doing My Job
- The First Christmas
- King John's Christmas
- Talking Turkeys
- The Crying Need For Snow
- Little Tree
By Carol Ann Duffy On the night before Christmas, a child in a house, As the whole family slept, behaved just like a mouse . . . And crept on soft toes down red-carpeted stairs. Her hand held the paw of her favourite bear. The Christmas tree posed with its lights in its arms, Newly tinselled and baubled with glittering charms; Flirting in flickers ...
By Clement Clarke Moore 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar plums danc’d in their heads, And Mama in her ‘ke...
By Christina Rossetti Love came down at Christmas, Love all lovely, Love Divine; Love was born at Christmas, Star and angels gave the sign. Worship we the Godhead, Love Incarnate, Love Divine; Worship we our Jesus: But wherewith for sacred sign? Love shall be our token, Love be yours and love be mine, Love to God and all men, Love for plea and gift...
By Timothy Tocher Santa needs new reindeer. The first bunch has grown old. Dasher has arthritis; Comet hates the cold. Prancer's sick of staring at Dancer's big behind. Cupid married Blitzen and Donder lost his mind. Dancer's mad at Vixen for stepping on his toes. Vixen's being thrown out— she laughed at Rudolph's nose. If you are a reindeer we hop...
By Clare Bevan I'm one of Herod's Henchmen. We don't have much to say, We just charge through the audience In a Henchman sort of way. We all wear woolly helmets To hide our hair and ears, And Wellingtons sprayed silver To match our tinfoil spears. Our swords are made of cardboard So blood will not be spilled If we trip and stab a parent When the ha...
By Marian Swinger It never snows at Christmas in that dry and dusty land. Instead of freezing blizzards, there are palms and drifting sands, and years ago a stable and a most unusual star and three wise men who followed it, by camel, not by car, while, sleepy on the quiet hills, a shepherd gave a cry. He'd seen a crowd of angels in the silent starl...
By A. A. Milne King John was not a good man — He had his little ways. And sometimes no one spoke to him For days and days and days. And men who came across him, When walking in the town, Gave him a supercilious stare, Or passed with noses in the air — And bad King John stood dumbly there, Blushing beneath his crown. King John was not a good man, An...
By Benjamin Zephaniah Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas Cos’ turkeys just wanna hav fun Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wicked An every turkey has a Mum. Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas, Don’t eat it, keep it alive, It could be yu mate, an not on yu plate Say, Yo! Turkey I’m on your side. I got lots of friends who are turkeys An all of dem fear...
By Clive James It’s cold without the softness of a fall Of snow to give these scenes a common bond And though, besotted on a viewless rime, The ducks can do their standing-on-the-pond Routine that leaves you howling, all in all We need some snow to hush the whole thing up. The ducks can do their flatfoot-waterfool Mad act that leaves you helpless, ...
By e.e cummings little tree little silent Christmas tree you are so little you are more like a flower who found you in the green forest and were you very sorry to come away? see i will comfort you because you smell so sweetly i will kiss your cool bark and hug you safe and tight just as your mother would, only don't be afraid look the spangles that...
These are the best examples of Funny Christmas poems written by international poets. The Christmas Alligator. He prowl very still across . the calm merky waters . I can see him and he can . see me with his big yellow . eyes his pupils... Read More. © Yolanda Nicholsen. Categories: animal, funny, july, places, Hunter Biden. From his mother’s womb.
From traditional Christmas verses like The Twelve Days of Christmas, to modern poems by poets including L Kiew and Di Slaney and messages about the year ahead, as you read these words...
These playful verses remind us to embrace the joy and laughter that accompany this festive time of year. So, take a break from the hustle and bustle of the holidays, share a few chuckles with loved ones, and enjoy these lighthearted poems that celebrate the funny side of Christmas!
Funny Christmas poems for adults are a great way to add some humor and light-heartedness to the holiday season. Whether you’re looking for a poem to share at a holiday gathering or simply want to bring a smile to someone’s face, these poems are sure to do the trick.
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Oct 24, 2023 · Funny Christmas Poems to Fill You With Myrrh-th. Boost your Christmas spirit with Christmas-themed poetry that will tickle your funny bone.
