Search results
- Saucy Santa Verses. Saucy Santa, bold and bright, Eggnog-fuelled in the frosty night. Sliding down chimneys without a fuss, Sack full of secrets – just for us!
- Cheeky Chimney Chants. With a dash of mirth and a slice of cheer, Santa’s tricky entry is near. “Sooty boots, inky pants, Oh! these cheeky chimney chants!”
- Blunt Bauble Ballads. Baubles gleaming under festive light, Oh how they dazzle, shining so bright! With blunt disdain, they twinkle away, In festive cheer, boldly they sway.
- Rascally Reindeer Rhymes. Oh, those rascally reindeer games, Underneath the twinkly holiday flames. Prancing, dancing, causing festive strife, They light up the snowy Christmas night.
- The Last – Christmas – Supper
- Christmas Music
- Johann Roasting on An Open Fire
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the place, The relatives are grouping and putting on face, There's Uncle Rudolpho who's just out of jail, And Aunt Esmeralda who put up his bail. Cousin Ernesto with the blink and the twitch, Those strange old twin sisters, don't know which one is which, Third Cousin D'Laney with the triple-dee breas...
Christmas music, Christmas music, playing in my head Christmas music, Christmas music, I wish that I was dead. John and Yoko, Pogues and Slade, Steeleye Span and stale Yuleade, Jolly tunes in homes and shops, Bloody Bing Crosby, never stops, Salvation choir with Edna Pritchard, Sir Harry Secombe and Cliff Richard, Humming the tunes and singing refr...
Johann Jerusalem Montgomery Titmus, Was a boy who decidedly hated each Christmas, He thought pudding was stupid and crackers a bore, And when handed turkey he promptly would roar: I hate all my neighbours and all fellow men, I hate them at Christmas and a year after then, I don't wish for joy or for peace on this earth, I hate holly and mistletoe a...
Funny Christmas poems for adults are a great way to add some humor and light-heartedness to the holiday season. Whether you’re looking for a poem to share at a holiday gathering or simply want to bring a smile to someone’s face, these poems are sure to do the trick.
- … Funny Christmas Poem about the Green Nosed Reindeer. The first one is from our silly Christmas poems selections. The poem takes invites us to the North Pole to see a predicament Santa has with Rudolph, his lead sleigh reindeer.
- … Falling in Love with Santa. - Christmas Love Poems. Well, is Santa sexy? Is that a relative question? Or is open mindedness needed to view Santa as sexy.
- … a Slightly Disconcerting Poem about Christmas. O.K., Santa seems to be having real trouble at the North Pole this year. It seems that all is going haywire there.
- … To Do or not to Doo That Is the Question. This is poem is completely silly, even ridiculous. But we thought we would throw it in anyway: If Christmas is to children.
Aug 31, 2023 · Funny Christmas poems to get you in the mood for Xmas! Selected favourite humorous Christmas poems perfect for greeting card messages.
An introduction to Paul Curtis's Christmas poetry, which includes funny, sad, religious and romantic poems about Christmas. Afficionados of Paul's work will not be disappointed, as there is also a selection of rude or risque Christmas poems.
People also ask
Are there funny Christmas poems for adults?
Are there humorous Christmas poems?
What is a funny Christmas poem?
What are some famous Christmas poems?
Can you write a funny Christmas poem?
What makes Paul a good Christmas poet?
From witty rhymes to clever wordplay, these poems are designed to tickle your funny bone and spread holiday cheer. Whether you prefer silly poems about Santa Claus or humorous takes on classic Christmas characters, there’s something for everyone.
Get deals on funny christmas poetry in Industrial products on Amazon. Browse & Discover Thousands of products. Read Customer Reviews and Find Best Sellers
