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Aug 3, 2016 · Simon Pegg and Jessica Stevenson's sitcom, Spaced, is full of memorable lines. Here are the most quotable.
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Tim: You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders, who will immobilize human bei...Daisy: I never said that.Tim: Yeah, but it'd be good though, wouldn't it?Daisy: [shrugs]I dunno.Mike: Wanna go back into your party?Tim: But they were playing 'The Time Warp'! I hate 'The Time Warp'!Mike: Daisy likes it.Tim: I don't care! I hate it! It's boil-in-the-bag perversion for sexually repressed accountants and first-year drama students with too many posters of Betty Blue, The Blues Brothers, Big Blue and...Daisy: You're up early.Tim: Oh, I haven't been to bed. Me and Mike met up with these two Scottish guys in the pub and they gave us all this cheap speed.Daisy: Oh Tim, that's so tacky.Tim: Yeah I know, but y'know they were so nice... I think if we'd said no they'd have got offended and beaten us to death with a pool cue.Daisy: You're so damaged; just because Sarah hurt you, you feel justified in wreaking your petty vengeance on womankind.Tim: Yes... yes... and I'd do it again, I tell you, I'd do it again in an instant! [Laughs manically then jumps out of the window]Brian: Can I borrow a tea-bag?Tim: [sarcastically] Only if you bring it back. [pauses]You can HAVE a tea-bag, Brian, you can't borrow one.Brian: What are you playing?Tim: Tomb Raider 3.Daisy: In the end, our relationship was just like a sandwich toaster. You know, you just forget you've got one. And it just sits there on the top of the cupboard collecting a layer of greasy fudge....Tim: Pilchards.Daisy: Banana and...Bilbo: Acorns.Daisy: Acorns. And then as quickly as the desire comes, it just goes. And then you put the toasted sandwich maker away. And, you know what?Tim: What?[Tim speaks to Mike on the phone]Tim: What you doing playing Army on a Sunday morning, you're missing Grange Hill!Mike: The T.A is no game Tim!Tim: It isn't the T.A Mike, it's the Rough Ramblers.Mike: You're a civilian, you don't understand. You're thinking, "It's Sunday. I'd rather be in bed."Tim: Yeah, and you're thinking, "It's Sunday. I'd rather be in Apocalypse Now."[About the possibility of getting back with his old girlfriend]Tim Bisley: This is something that I've always wanted! You have things you want, you're always going on about going to Asia and seeing the Taj Mahal.Daisy Steiner: I do want to go to Asia! I do want to see the Taj Mahal! The difference is, the Taj Mahal didn't sleep with it's boss behind my back and break my heart!Tim Bisley: Yeah, well... it might if you go to Asia!Spaced. TV sitcom; Channel 4; 1999 - 2001; 14 episodes (2 series) Cult Channel 4 sitcom. Tim and Daisy decide to pose as a professional couple in order to find a decent flat to rent. Stars Simon Pegg, Jessica Hynes, Julia Deakin, Nick Frost, Mark Heap and more. Streaming rank this week: 243
Great memorable quotes and script exchanges from the Spaced movie on Quotes.net.
Great memorable quotes and script exchanges from the Spaced, Season 1 movie on Quotes.net.
Friends Tim and Daisy, 20-something North Londoners with uncertain futures, must pretend to be a couple to live in the only apartment they can afford.
Homage, pastiche, tributes, call them what you will, you can check out of all Edgar Wright's best movie references in Spaced and celebrate the show's 17th anniversary! Featuring: Katy Carmichael (Twist Morgan), Julia Deakin (Marsha Klein), Nick Frost (Mike Watt), Mark Heap (Brian Topp), Jessica Stevenson (Daisy Steiner), Simon Pegg (Tim Bisley ...
