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Send “suited for Christmas” for a starter where my muse is wearing a loud Christmas-themed suit.
- “There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?” – Conan O’Brien. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
- “At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” – Robert Godden. This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
- “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, ‘toys not included.'” – Bernard Manning. What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.
- “The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” – Johnny Carson. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
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A time for reflection and celebration (and presents!) for Christians all over the world.
Dec 25, 2022 · Get into the holiday spirit with these 100 funny Christmas quotes and sayings that will make you—and anyone you share them with—laugh.
Dec 21, 2021 · We’ve come up with a list of the best funny Christmas quotes to share around the holidays, from funny Christmas movie quotes to quotes about gathering with loved ones. Enjoy!
Nov 28, 2016 · Below are 52 of our favorite funny Christmas quotes and sayings from the famous and not-so-famous. Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.
