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  2. That Darn Kid: Directed by David Ogden Stiers. With Alan Alda, Mike Farrell, Harry Morgan, Loretta Swit. A peddler wheels his cart into camp. Klinger buys from him a goat to get rich selling milk. B.J. shows interest in a blue vase, but Charles outbids him greatly.

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    • Comedy, Drama, War
    • David Ogden Stiers
    • 1982-04-12
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    A goat eats the monthly payroll which Hawkeye is in charge of. This cause financial trouble for most of the staff - and legal trouble for Hawkeye.

    A local farmer, fleeing the war, comes through the camp with a cartload of goods to sell, which include a live goat. Smelling a financial opportunity, Klinger borrows some money from Hawkeye and B.J. to buy it, figuring he can use it to provide fresh milk to the rest of the 4077th for a pretty penny. While Hawkeye, stuck being Paymaster, doles out ...

    John P. Ryan as Major Van Zandt
    Jeff Maxwell as Igor Straminsky

    Potter tells the surgeons that I-Corps will be sending supplementary pay, and that the officers should be paid first (in descending order of rank). This goes against the "S.O.P." mentioned back in...

  3. Hawkeye tells Klinger to to lock the money in Potter's safe while he's in surgery. But Potter was in triage and he is the only one who knows the combination. Unfortunately, Klinger left the money in his office alone with the goat...Hawk and Klinger return to find the money gone.

  4. "M*A*S*H" That Darn Kid (TV Episode 1982) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more.

  5. Recap. Klinger buys a goat from a Korean peddler to give the camp fresh milk. Unfortunately, that backfires on Hawkeye, who is payroll officer, when the goat eats most of the money he's supposed to pay the camp, and Major Van Zandt (John P. Ryan), the CID officer sent to investigate, doesn't believe Hawkeye when he explains about the goat.

  6. Directed by Cast Member: David Ogden Stiers directed this episode. Recycled Script: The main plot of this episode shares some similarities with "The Merchant of Korea" in that something happens to the payroll before everyone gets paid, and an …

  7. Klinger buys a goat, with the intention of getting rich by selling it's milk. Then the goat eats the 4077th's $22,340 payroll, leaving paymaster Hawkeye holding the bag. Meanwhile, Charles also thinks he can make a killing when he sees an ancient vase.