Search results
Looking for the best The Simpsons quotes? We've compiled this collection of quotes to inspire you to be yourself and love your family despite their flaws.
Best Homer Simpson Quotes. 1. “Trying is the first step towards failure.” 2. “To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.” 3. “Marriage is like a coffin, and each kid is another nail.” 4. “What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway.” 5.
- Colin Mccormick
- "To Alcohol! The Cause of... and Solution to... All of Life's Problems." Homer Simpson - Season 8, Episode 18, "Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment"
- "Lisa Needs Braces!/ Dental Plan!" Marge Simpsons/Lenny - Season 4, Episode 17 "Last Exit to Springfield" This is a Simpsons quote that's unforgettable both because it's hilarious and — both for the audience and Homer — is an earworm.
- "You Got the Dud!" Marge Simpson - Season 7, Episode 25, "Summer of 4 ft 2” In the season 7 finale episode “Summer of 4 ft 2”, the Simpsons go on vacation in a beach town and Lisa befriends a group of cool kids who aren’t aware of her geeky identity back in Springfield.
- "You Don’t Win Friends With Salad." Homer Simpson - Season 7, Episode 5, "Lisa the Vegetarian" “Lisa the Vegetarian” is an important episode for Lisa as she suddenly takes an aversion to eating meat when she makes the connection between what’s on her plate and the cute farm animals at the petting zoo she visited.
- "Lousy Smarch weather!" Season seven’s “Treehouse of Horror VI” leads us to one of our favorite visual gags in the entire series, and it comes in the form of a misprinted calendar.
- "Send the kids to the neighbors', I'm coming back loaded!” When Homer gets a DUI in “Duffless,” he promises Marge that he’ll try to quit drinking for a month.
- “No! Well, ten beers.” In the X-Files crossover episode, aptly titled “The Springfield Files,” Homer is convinced that he saw an alien after a night of heavy drinking at Moe’s.
- "You didn't tell me you destroyed his memoirs." We mentioned earlier that Homer has a one-sided feud with Flanders, but in “Two Bad Neighbors,” the feud between Homer, Bart, and George Bush is active on all fronts.
- “Lisa, if I’ve learned anything, it’s that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”*
- “Sorry mom, the mob has spoken.”
- “…A little help?”
- “So I said to myself: what would God do in this situation?”
Apr 10, 2014 · The Quote: “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.” Why We Love It: Homer always makes time to squeeze in a...
People also ask
What does The Simpsons say about life?
Why are The Simpsons quotes so popular?
What are some quotes from the Simpsons & Bart Simpson?
What are Homer Simpson quotes?
Jul 27, 2020 · Yet, we love the Simpsons' patriarch. For the last 30 years, we've rooted for him to reach beyond his minimums. It's why many of his quotes are now part of our lexicon. As proof, here are some more of the best Homer Simpson quotes.
