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  2. Mar 27, 2012 · George Carlin - Everyday expressions (that don't make sense) Gábor Hényel. When you are born in this world, you are given a ticket to the Freak Show, and when you are born in America, you...

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  3. When you’re born in this world youre given a ticket to the Freak Show. And when you’re born in America, you’re given a front row seat. And some of us get to sit there with notebooks.

  4. Jun 15, 2021 · George Carlin. 8. When you’re born into this world, you’re given a ticket to the freak show. If you’re born in America you get a front row seat. George Carlin. 9. Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you. Tell them what you’ve painted is wet, they have to touch it to believe. George Carlin. 10.

  5. Aug 23, 2013 · But once you’re born, youre on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you.

  6. Jan 6, 2022 · 22.“When you’re born into this world, youre given a ticket to the freak show. If you’re born in America you get a front row seat.” 23.“That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.” 24.“I do this real moron thing, and it’s called thinking.

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