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  2. Dec 8, 2023 · The best Cousin Eddie quotes from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation show why the 1989 movie was a career-defining performance for Randy Quaid — despite Clark Griswold's cousin-in-law being one of the most detestable people present at his precious holiday.

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    • 'Looks Great. Little Full, Lotta Sap' The “Griswold Family Christmas Tree” is essentially another member of the National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation cast with its very own arc that plays out throughout the movie.
    • 'Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass. Kiss His Ass. Kiss Your Ass. Happy Hanukkah. ' John Hughes’ script is based on a real-life story and is full of digs at corporate America, and one of the best scenes falling into this category is the one where Clark is tasked with making a report on his new semi-permeable, non-osmotic crunch enhancer for his boss, Frank Shirley (Brian Doyle-Murray).
    • 'Take A Look Around You, Ellen. We're At The Threshold Of Hell' Everyone loves a good, old-fashioned Clark Griswold meltdown, and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation gives us one of the best in the franchise.
    • 'And Why Is The Carpet Wet, Todd? I Don't Know, Margo!' Todd (Nicholas Guest) and Margo Chester (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Clark’s yuppie neighbors, don’t get a lot of time on screen, but they sure do make the most of it.
    • "We're kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols."
    • "We're not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties with the Santa Clauses on it, are we Dad?" — Audrey Griswold.
    • "Hey kids, look! A deer!" — Clark Griswold.
    • "Eat my rubber!" — Clark Griswold.
  3. Nov 7, 2023 · National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is a holiday must-see every year. The Griswold Family sure knows how to bring the laughs and love. Enjoy these hilarious Christmas Vacation quotes from Clark Griswold, Cousin Eddie, Ellen Griswold, Grandpa Art, Rusty, and more!

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  4. Oct 8, 2024 · Eddie: [talking about Snots, Eddie's dog] If you scratch his belly, Clark, he'll love you till the day you die. Clark : I really shouldn't, Eddie, my hands are all chapped. Clark : Can I refill your eggnog for you?

  5. Oct 30, 2023 · These iconic 'Christmas Vacation' quotes for Instagram (including that Clark rant) stand the test of time and will help you deal with your own Cousin Eddie.

  6. Dec 23, 2013 · All of the characters have their own personalities, but it’s safe to say that Cousin Eddie is the most quotable. The lines he spews are solid gold…it’s absolutely as good as it gets. Some if his finer points: Eddie: “Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey.

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