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Iliza Shlesinger talks about her party goblin. You can see Iliza at Netflix Is A Joke Fest - for tickets and more info, go here:https://www.netflixisajokefes...
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Iliza talks about the "party goblin," one of her classic standup bits about an ordinary night out taking a turn for the worst.BUILD is a live interview serie...
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Oct 11, 2016 · In the special, you start with a bit about a person’s “party goblin,” which you’ve talked about before, and then go deeper into issues of how women see themselves and treat each other.
- That Time She Described A Party Goblin.
- When She Explained The Pinnacle of Beauty.
- When She Affirmed That Every Woman's Purse Is A Black Hole.
- When She Took Women's Unrealistic Goals to The Nth Degree.
- The Time She Debunked The Mermaid Fantasy.
"Your party goblin sleeps in the back of your brain, and she waits on piles of regrets, and rags and old Tiger Beat magazines," says Shlesinger in one of her most famous bits. "She will awaken when she hears you say, ‘I guess I’ll just come out for one drink.’ (She'll make you) eat that sandwich out of the garbage, then text your ex that you love h...
"Gentlemen, you need to know this about women: When we get ready, we have a list of things we do to reach our most-attractive point. There is an apex, nay, a pinnacle of beauty that women reach while getting ready. And every minute that you’re late to get us, is one more minute we spend doubting ourselves, (messing) with our makeup, and then we get...
"You plunge (into the purse), never breaking eye contact with your prey... I mean your date. The constant eye contact being a reminder that, yes, I can multi-task and keep talking, I'll be a great partner," says Shlesinger. "Why are there always Nature's Valley granola bar crumbles at the bottom?...Why can't we make (concealer) with retractable lid...
"Always, no matter what your body looks like. We think being skinny is the answer. Not even enough to be thin. You have to be the thinnest of your friends, that you hate," she jokes. "Look at any Instagram photo of four women. It’s a pose-off... You wanna be the kind of thin where your friends are worried for you... I wanna look like the girl on th...
"(I've had it with those) T-shirts that say, 'I am a mermaid.' Let’s discuss the logistics of being a mermaid, so that you have the information and when the job opportunity presents itself on LinkedIn, you can make an informed decision," she says. Some reasons being a mermaid won't pan out: "We don’t have animal-catching accoutrement," "Japanese wi...
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Dec 7, 2016 · Iliza Shlesinger will dish about her wild side that comes out when she drinks a few cocktails and lets her “Party Goblin” loose, her oversized purse filled with anything and everything and Pinterest obsessions.
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Feb 23, 2018 · Comedian Iliza Shlesinger, youngest winner of NBC’s Last Comic Standing, will perform at the Fort Collins Lincoln Center March 17. We got the scoop on what to expect and her advice on how to responsibly release your inner party goblin — the subconscious creature from her famous bit.
