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  2. Discover Ian Holloway famous and rare quotes. Share Ian Holloway quotations about football, birds and house. "To put it in gentleman's terms if you've..."

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  3. Jun 1, 2011 · A collection of hilarious and bizarre remarks by the former Blackpool, QPR and Plymouth manager, who retired from football in 2011. From Rooney's arse to Joey Barton's butt cheeks, here are Ian Holloway's best ever quotes.

    • “If I was in there I wouldn’t try to be everybody’s friend. I’d have to say ‘Excuse me, hang on a minute, I think you’re wrong there. Don’t raise your voice at her like that, don’t get like that.
    • “To put it in gentleman’s terms if you’ve been out for a night and you’re looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they’re good looking and some weeks they’re not the best.
    • “Dream on! If they want to insult me by only offering £3.5 million and then get it all over the paper and try to upset me well, sorry, they’re barking up the wrong tree, they’re messing with the wrong dog and I’ll come and bite them.”
    • “He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking – he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster – That would make us all feel better.
  4. Dec 23, 2020 · Ian Holloway best quotes include mention for Cristiano Ronaldo’s genitals and comparing ugly QPR win to pulling ‘not the best looking bird’. Ian Holloway is undoubtedly one of the most ...

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  5. Nov 3, 2012 · We remember some of new Crystal Palace manager Ian Holloway's most memorable quotes from his 16-year managerial career

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    May 24, 2024 · Quotes. We're like a bad tea-bag - we never stay in the Cup that long - reacting to his QPR side's defeat in the League Cup (then known as the Carling Cup for sponsorship reasons) to Aston Villa in September 2004. "Quotes of the week". BBC Sport. 28 September 2004.

  7. Oct 23, 2013 · Ian Holloway is a former football manager known for his witty and eccentric remarks. Read some of his best quotes on dogs, pianos, apes, ladies and more.