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Jul 21, 2020 · The below quotes about stupid people approach this fact in a unique way, making us laugh and think at the same time. We often say and hear from others that today’s people seem to be dumber than ever before.
- Why are there so many stupid people in the world? Because shitty parents don’t know how to swallow.
- Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.
- Stupid people are like Slinkies. They don't have much purpose, but it's fun to push them down the stairs.
- I can't stand those stupid people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn". Stupid firemen.
- “When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.”
- “I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.”
- “Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.”
- “I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
Dec 11, 2023 · The Instagram account Really Dumb Tweets finds the best jokes and funny posts on the platform. Even their bio claims that they're posting the funniest tweets you'll ever read.
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- Sarcasm Quotes For Friends
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- Sarcasm Quotes For Families
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RD.com, Getty Images 1. “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” —Fred Allen 2. “If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” —Groucho Marx 3. “History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.” —Abba Eban 4. “I cannot speak well...
RD.com, Getty Images 11. “When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.” —Unknown 12. “You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny.” —Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians 13. “Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.” —Cassandra Clar...
RD.com, Getty Images 29. “If you think nobody cares that you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” —Unknown 30. “Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can’t even finish my second apple pie.” —Banksy, Wall and Peace 31. “Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.” —Homer Simpson 32. “When science finally loc...
RD.com, Getty Images 43. “Zombies eat brains. You are safe.” —Jon Stewart 44. “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” —Oscar Wilde, The Duchess of Padua 45. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” —Steven Wright 46. “Sarcasm is such an unattractive quality in anyone but m...
RD.com, Getty Images 58. “My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” —Unknown 59. “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” —Robert Frost 60. “People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’...
RD.com, Getty Images 74. “When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” —Mark Twain 75. “Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.” —Sam Levenson 76. “Happiness is having a large, loving, c...
RD.com, Getty Images 89. “I am not young enough to know everything.” —J.M. Barrie 90. “Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.” —René Descartes 91. “I’d rather be partly great than entirely useless.” —Neal Shusterman, Unwind 92. “Tact is the ability to tell someone ...
RD.com, Getty Images 98. “I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” —Stephen Bishop 99. “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” —Groucho Marx 100. “When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.” —Sacha Guitry 101. “Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your abse...
Jun 2, 2023 · From jaw-dropping double entendres to tear-jerking puns, there are some real gems out there. We’ve put together a rather epic list of the best funny stupid funny jokes and one-liners that will have your audience giggling like titmice. 1.
Mar 1, 2023 · 126 Jokes That Are Almost Too Stupid To Actually Be Funny. Annoyingly hilarious, actually. by Dave Stopera. BuzzFeed Staff. Some jokes are clever, some jokes are raunchy, but these jokes are...
