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Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations. [1]
Jan 19, 2024 · Legendary comedian Steven Wright makes his first appearance on The Late Show, much to the delight of superfan Stephen Colbert. Watch as they talk about everything from Johnny Carson to Jesus, and...
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Feb 16, 2024 · Wright was found dead by paramedics at his central London flat on Monday morning, according to reports – but police say his death is not being treated as suspicious. A report will...
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May 15, 2021 · Steven Wright - Deadpan & One-Liners | Comedy Support the Channel https://www.buymeacoffee.com/LaughPl Steven Wright is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ...
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Jan 4, 2020 · One of the most original, brilliant comedians ever! Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer.
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May 16, 2023 · If there’s one living stand-up legend whose jokes are perfect for Twitter, it’s Steven Wright. Not only are they concise (“Lost a buttonhole”) but so meticulously absurd (“I like to reminisce...
