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Jul 19, 2024 · Charles Shulz. “May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”. – George Carlin. A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin. Political correctness is tyranny with manners. Charleton Heston. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama.
Jun 6, 2024 · To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.”. — Theodore Roosevelt. “You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the ...
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RD.com, Getty Images 1. “When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.” —Theodore Roosevelt 2. “Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.” —Tina Fey 3. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” —Edward Bergen 4. “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s ...
RD.com, Getty Images 23. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” —Ferris Bueller’s Day Off(1986) 24. “A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.” —Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory(1971) 25. “Why, sometimes I’ve believed six impossible things before breakfast.” —Alice in...
RD.com, Getty Images 36. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” —Elbert Hubbard 37. “Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” —Katharine Hepburn 38. “I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” —Ron White 39. “My therapi...
50. “Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.” —Stanley Hudson, The Office 51. “Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews!” —Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants 52. “Your soul is like your appendix—I don’t even use it!” —Michael Kelso, That ’70s Show 53. “What am I scared of? I’m scared of the same thing t...
RD.com, Getty Images 70. “True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.” —Edna Buchanan 71. “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” —Oprah Winfrey 72. “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend ...
RD.com, Getty Images 87. “There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate.” —Barack Obama 88. “Marriage: a friendship recognized by the police.” —Robert Louis Stevenson 89. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life....
Oct 3, 2023 · Funny quotes to send to other people. “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”. – George Carlin. “It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.”. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. “Instant gratification takes too long.”.
Aug 31, 2023 · 4. “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” —Will Rogers. 5. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” —Dalai Lama. 2. Funny Quotes About Life. Life throws a lot at you.
It doesn’t work if it is not open.”. – Frank Zappa. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”. – Abraham Lincoln. “Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”. – Tom Lehrer. “A day without laughter is a day wasted.”. – Charlie Chaplin.
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Oct 30, 2023 · 3. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”. Elbert Hubbard. 4. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”. Lily Tomlin. 5. “Here is a test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished – If you’re alive, it isn’t.”.
