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It’s probably Shakespeare’s most crude linguistic joke, as the line would have been read, ‘her very C’s, her U’s, ‘n’ her T’s,’ and the Elizabethan audience would have been quick to understand what was being spelled out. And Shakespeare being Shakespeare, he adds an extra chuckle with the additional toilet-humour line of ...
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“How art thou out of breath when thou hast breath to say to me that thou art out of breath?”“I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue.”“Do you not know I am a woman? When I think, I must speak.”“I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.”“I would not wish any companion in the world but you.”“Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin, as self-neglecting.”“Doubt thou the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love.”“I am one who loved not wisely but too well.”“Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.”“We know what we are, but know not what we may be.”“Sweet are the uses of adversity which, like the toad, ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in his head.”“Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.”“What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god!” – Hamlet“To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles” – Hamlet“All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts” – As You Like It“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet” – Romeo and Juliet- Robert Pickering
- If music be the food of love, play on’ (Twelfth Night – Act 1, Scene 1)
- There’s beggary in love that can be reckoned’ (Antony & Cleopatra – Act 1, Scene 1)
- Speak low if you speak love’ (Much Ado About Nothing – Act 2, Scene 1)
- The course of true love never did run smooth’ (A Midsummer Night’s Dream – Act 1, Scene 2)
Jan 6, 2022 · I give away myself for you and dote upon the exchange.”. “In my opinion, love and quiet simplicity if they speak less, they say more.”. “I love thee. By my life, I do.”. “Suffer love,–a good epithet! I do suffer love indeed, for I love thee against my will.”. “Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues.”.
Funny Shakespeare Quotes and Insults Thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows — Troilus and Cressida, Act 2 Scene 1, Lines 42-43; Thersites to Ajax
Feb 2, 2021 · When the suspicious head of theft is stopped. Love’s feeling is more soft and sensible. Than are the tender horns of cockled snails. . . . And when love speaks, the voice of all the gods. Make heaven drowsy with the harmony.”. – Love’s Labor’s Lost, Act 4, scene 3, lines 328 – 339.
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Feb 24, 2024 · The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Either that or she really hates doing laundry. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind. Unless you’re trying to find your car keys, then you better use your eyes. Brevity is the soul of wit, unless you’re trying to explain your joke to your friends.
