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- Stephen Baldwin
Stephen Baldwin - Fred Claus Quotes
- Stephen Baldwin
Fred Claus quotes: the most famous and inspiring quotes from Fred Claus. The best movie quotes, movie lines and film phrases by Movie Quotes .com.
Fred Claus: Directed by David Dobkin. With Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti, John Michael Higgins, Miranda Richardson. Fred Claus, Santa's bitter older brother, is forced to move to the North Pole to help Santa and the elves prepare for Christmas in exchange for cash.
- Fred Claus: Santa's having some trouble getting the sled off the ground? [his mother plugs her ears] Mother Claus: [singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells...
- Willie: Are you sure you wouldn't be more comfortable on bottom, Fred? Fred Claus: To be honest Willie, I don't think it's gonna make much of a difference either way.
- Fred Claus: You're gonna get hooked on that thing. I can see it now. Sixteen thousand bags of Cheetos later, you'll wake up, you're thirty-five, you're overweight, you're crying about your life in front of the soaps.
- Nick 'Santa' Claus: [after Nick and Fred fight, and crash a snowmobile] I never realized. You hate me. Fred Claus: I don't hate you, Nick. I just wish you'd never been born.
A great memorable quote from the Fred Claus movie on Quotes.net - Fred Claus: Nick, there's been one thing that's been eating at me since I've been here. That Naughty-Nice List that you got? There's no naughty kids, Nick. They're all good kids. But some of them are scared.
Fred Claus (2007) quotes. Released: 04 Apr 2002: Runtime: 108 min: Genre: Crime, Drama, Horror: Director: Robert Schwentke
Read humorous movie quotes from the David Dobkin's Christmas film Fred Claus starring Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti, Elizabeth Banks, Kevin Spacey, and Rachel Weisz.
