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- “There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?” – Conan O’Brien. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
- “At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” – Robert Godden. This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
- “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, ‘toys not included.'” – Bernard Manning. What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.
- “The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” – Johnny Carson. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
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"Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I'll buy my own stuff."
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"Dear Santa. This year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks."
"Christmas (noun). The only time in the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks."
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"Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy."
"One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day." — Andy Rooney
"Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." — Dave Barry
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." — Shirley Temple
"As we gather together this holiday season, may our hearts be Grateful. Our mugs be full, and out pants be stretchy!"
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Dec 16, 2023 · In this section, you’ll find funny Christmas quotes creatively presented on images, perfect for sharing on social media, in messages, or for adding a dose of holiday hilarity to your festive decorations.
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Nov 1, 2023 · A quick way to keep your spirits bright, print out these funny Christmas quotes to remind you to take time to laugh this holiday season.
