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6 days ago · Sunak bet on exactly 15 colleagues getting busted. THE prime minister is holding out for every single one of the 15 Conservatives being investigated for gambling to be charged so his William Hill wager pays off. The six scandals the Tories need to squeeze in before next week's election.
Politics. Britain hoping it doesn't vote Tory by mistake. THE UK is keeping its fingers crossed that it does not go blank in the voting booth and deliver a massive Conservative landslide out of habit. Man voting for whoever 5G tells him to.
Jul 1, 2024 · England too daring if anything, warns Starmer. Naive 16-year-old fan wondering what's happened to England. AN innocent young England fan who has only known Gareth Southgate as manager is puzzled as to why the team is rubbish all of a sudden. England fans breaking Lego in Danish fans' faces.
News. Please do not interrupt us remembering the war dead by trying to stop more. THE UK has requested that protesters do not stop our solemn remembrance of those lost in conflict by trying to stop it happening again.
Society. THE UK’s oldest dogging site has been re-opened by the National Trust after a £2 million refurbishment. A FAMILY on a UK break were devastated to discover their destination had deceived them by offering only pebble beaches.
Man from small village accuses Londoners of living in a bubble | Daily Mash Report
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Lifestyle. Candles soothe our lust to burn the world, say women. THE tranquillity gained from burning candles is due to a deep, instinctive desire for mass arson, the women have confirmed. Most popular dog names are now hippy bullshit.
The Daily Mash is a British satirical website providing parodic commentary on current affairs and other news stories. Neil Rafferty (a former political correspondent for The Sunday Times) and Paul Stokes (former business editor of The Scotsman), created the website in 2007 and remain the lead writers. Both writers earn salaries from the ...
Sep 20, 2022 · A day that saw the whole nation bemused to be British. From the Shetland Isles to the Scilly Isles, from Strabane to Dungeness, from babes in arms to centegenarians, a country came together to say ‘What’s that they’re putting on the coffin now? The what standard? Is that orb glued down?’.
